Guide for the Mexican Immigrant

Guide for the Mexican Immigrant @ Something Awful

Man this is too funny. These Something Awful photoshop guys are spectacular.

I have to say, the migration handbook has got to be one of the weirdest decisions I've ever heard. Do we really think that immigrants are going to go stop by their local government agency before they set out on the journey north?

I love the critics though ... "we should not tell them how to survive in the desert because that will encourage them to cross". Yes, loss of life is definitely much better than having one more low wage worker cleaning your toilet.

Jon Stewart wins, CNN cancels Crossfire

Jon Stewart wins, CNN cancels Crossfire

There are a couple of really interesting points about this:

a) CNN's president, Jonathan Klein actually MENTIONED the Jon Stewart piece for the rational for killing the program. Wow.

b) Ars Technica correctly points out that this hardly solves the problem. The real problem goes back to something I mentioned earlier, presenting white and presenting black does not equal presenting grey. Those who believed in white STILL believe in white. Those who believe in black STILL believe in black. No one believes in grey.

Since I face this most days at work, I guess this seems sort of second nature to me, but I'm wondering why the first things that come out of the mouths of reporters are not "What's your source for that", "Who did the research" and "why do you think doing x will solve y". I'd love it if every press conference started with that.

My favorite question to someone who does not believe in a point I'm trying to make now is what would it take to get you to believe my point. It's silly saying things that I think are convincing if they're not convincing to the person I'm discussing it with. Although, with my long history of losing arguments, it appears that may not be a solid strategy.

Boing Boing: Bill Gates: Free Culture advocates = Commies

Boing Boing: Bill Gates: Free Culture advocates = Commies

Ok, using Commies was a bad term. But have you ever noticed how people who support creative commons and the lack of all patent and IP rights tend to be the people who do not own any of those rights? The same IP and patent rights that protect "Ashlee Simpson's" "new" "song" from being shared on Kazaa also protect the memory model in the Linux kernel from being modified and used in Cisco's new router without being rereleased. The real problem with patents, I believe, is that EVERYONE is not applying for them. Because you do not have equal behavior on both sides of the market (a kernel hacker who designs a new i/o driver model for Linux does not patent it; an Apple engineer who does the same work a short time later (without seeing the original work) does patent it), you get inequity and half the people say "Bad other side, you're cheating!" It's like you had people playing basketball only with one hand, and the other team decides to use both hands. It's not their fault for following the rules!

As far as abolishing all software patents and IP laws, that seems extreme. Let's face it, like it or not, corporations and individuals DO invest a lot of money because they can make it back on the other side. Whether or not 17 years is the right number, or the cost of getting a patent is set correctly, or the dynamics of the system are appropriate (especially around prior art and extension of patents into new areas based on application time) are all up for discussion. But, the right behavior now is to employ patent auditors who can tell what is obvious or not and for people out there to attempt to patent everything and let the market figure it out.

Gravity May Lose Its Pull

Gravity May Lose Its Pull

Man it's stuff like this that makes me think we know nothing. A lot of these discoveries turn out to be nothing, or only effective at the edges of the universe or in extreme situations like black holes. But there were a couple of recent discoveries [this as one, and the "anti-gravity" (the discovery that galaxies are moving away faster than they should be)] that make me feel like we still have things to discover. I wonder whether or not this will be useful in real life (would you like to drive your new anti-gravity car?) but some of this stuff could be so fundamental that it requires rewriting physics. Here's hoping!

Cleanup In Aisle Six

Cleanup In Aisle Six - December 13, 2004 via the Smoking Gun

I'm not sure I agree with the analysis. I mean I pee in all my shoes before using them; it softens them up and gets rid of that nasty sweatshop odor. I'd be happy to take these shoes off the Value City's hands for 1/3rd the price. See, this is why the national savings rate is so low... people waste their precious money on fancy shoes that haven't been dipped in urine.

Airplane seats

Funny little commentary on TMQ this week (about half way down)about airplane seats. It’s very true that the airlines give you practically no room, and that we, as the buying public, are the only ones to blame. If you really wanted the extra 3 inches, why not buy seats on a carrier that talks about it? I wonder what the focus groups are like:

<o:p></o:p>“I hate the seats”
“I hate the food”
“I hate the time it takes me to check in”
“The schedule sucks.”

<o:p> </o:p>A marketer might leave thinking they know how to improve the customer’s experience. Unless (or until) they ask the customers, would you pay 20% more if you could get more space, more/better food, etc?

<o:p> </o:p>“No”
“No”
“No”
“No”

It’s like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Of course you’re going to hate air travel, you’re not willing to pay for any thing better! One thing that’s always galled me is people who complain when you lean back. Excuse me, it’s part of the seat. If you did not want to deal with someone leaving back, you should have booked a bulk-head/exit row or first/business class. Don’t complain to me because you’re cheap.

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Social Security Privatization Part 1

I’m such a big fan of simple calculations to sanity check behavior. People so frequently go into big decisions without even understanding the most fundamental basics of the situation. A great example comes from movies. Here the wonderful TMQ explains why the most recent Bond movie proposes an absolutely ridiculous orbiting space death ray. And then there is always the fantastic Impossible Movie Physics which practically eviscerates the Hulk and the Core.

However, when you can do this in a non-fiction setting… say the current administration’s social security policy, you bring about a whole new level of horror. Thanks to the New York Times’s odd archiving policies, where old articles about which I already know the news, cost more than fresh news, I will type in the key components of a very nice summary of a Week in Business column here:<o:p></o:p>

“Under the current system, investment returns from Social Security are “abysmal’, Mr. Bush said in one recent speech, because the trust fund is allowed to hold only low-yielding Treasury bonds… Letting working people invest some of their Social Security money in the stock market would allow them to earn higher returns[…]

It sounds like a no-lose proposition… Treasury bonds can be expected to yield a real annual rate of return of about 3 percent. Equities, by contrast, can be expected to earn 6.5 percent.[…]

But that logic is as flawed as a perpetual motion machine. If it were true, the government could erase Social Security’s entire projected deficit by selling bonds at 3 percent and buying stocks that yield 7 percent.

Why doesn’t the government do just that? Because higher returns are inseparable from higher risk.[…]

‘A consensus is forming among economists that equity pricing as indicated by price-earnings ratios may be somewhat higher in the long-term future than in the long-term past,’ wrote Mr. Goss.

‘This is consistent with broader access to equity markets and the belief may be viewed as somewhat less “risky” in the future than in the past,’ he added.

If investment funds or stock brokers made that claim, they would probably be breaking the law.” -- Edmund Andrews, NYT December 2004

I think Edmund Andrews is too conservative. Why not invest the trillions of dollars in the stock market and magically wipe away the national deficit! In all seriousness, this is exactly correct. The market prices stocks to accommodate risk. If equities really were less risky, they would get lower return. Basically, if it passes in the current state, we should expect hundreds of stories in 10-20 years time where people made much much less than they would have investing in standard bonds, either because growth in stocks was reduced returns due to the decreased risk, or growth in stocks was erratic and people had to cash out at a downswing. Does anyone in government actually think about this stuff before they say it?

Of course I, who am now 30, would prefer to take on the risk, because I have long enough to ride out most of the up and down swings and expect to not require the dollars I invest as in my 401(k) or other retirement fund to be my sole source of retirement income. But I hardly represent the average investor or retiree, either because I’m naïve or very lucky (or both).

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