Cleanup In Aisle Six

Cleanup In Aisle Six - December 13, 2004 via the Smoking Gun

I'm not sure I agree with the analysis. I mean I pee in all my shoes before using them; it softens them up and gets rid of that nasty sweatshop odor. I'd be happy to take these shoes off the Value City's hands for 1/3rd the price. See, this is why the national savings rate is so low... people waste their precious money on fancy shoes that haven't been dipped in urine.