Driving in LA

My God I had no idea how bad driving in LA had become. It's DISGUSTING. I passed two cars in less than 3 miles that had stalled in the middle of the 6 lane freeway... no accidents, no serious damage to speak of. You couldn't get over to the shoulder? You are a dick. It couldn't have been this bad when I lived here 15 years ago.

The iPod Nano

I've seen/held the new Nano this week for the first time.

It really is that small, that gorgeous and that cool. It is not possible to overstate how cool or how fast this will fly off the shelves. I still don't like the wheel on the front because it's still weird to try and manipulate it with one hand... I still prefer the Rio in that respect. But Apple has a home run on this one. More than a home run, a grand slam. Actually, it's like some kind of freaky grand slam that some how results in a 99 yard reception for a touchdown + a hat trick. I'd love to invest, but I feel like it's probably already so highly valued already. Note: this blog post may be used to say I told you so in three years when the stock has tripled.

Ok, Scoble, We Get It!

Man, Scoble even has ME excited. That's pretty hard. He certainly is playing the right level of tease. Ok, Scoble, but you have to follow up all this goodness with the reveal. After this, you better rewrite all these posts (or at least mention them) and wrap up all the super cool things you saw BEFORE the PDC to tell us what got you so excited.

Oracle Buys Siebel

This deal on the other hand is a marriage between two equally poweful yet bloated and complicated pieces of software. Oracle's strategy could not be more clear; they want to own (and get paid for) every business function that occurs above the Operating System. Whether it's managing emails, centralizing the portal information to sell, managing the customer relationship, tracking the sales process and reporting on it on the back end... they want to do it all. I wish the would concentrate a little more on the actual experiences though. Whether it's the the end user or the IT admin, the experience is just abysmal.

Starting off the tech news with Skype

Good God, this is going to be a big week. And it's only begun.

Let me start with Ebay buying Skype.

There are some that feel like Ebay has no business model, or is going nuts doing this (especially for that kinds of dough). There are others who think this is just a visionairy move by a company that's already had success and is trying to push that even further. I think I have to go further than Scoble in saying this is just an "enrich the marketplace" kind of deal. In fact, not even Ebay's talking points are extremely compelling... are the fact that people are going to be able to make free phone calls to close the deal really that compelling? Pay per call for demand generation? That's pretty novel, but I'd like to see it implemented.

Ebay appears to be one thing to me... a giant point-of-sale device. The largest the world has ever seen. Yes, there's a catalog function, but that's a distant second. People go on Ebay to put sell goods in an efficient way... they don't care if a billion people see it or one person sees it, as long as the person who is willing to pay the most the market will bear sees a product and is able to buy it in an efficient way.

Why else would there be so many companies that use Ebay as their primary (or sole) display, sales and redemption engine? Maybe if Internet search engines were a hundred times better at identifying and structuring items that were for sale from existing online stores, finding all the bargains out and sorting them in a fairly clean way and then providing a trusted and straightforward interface for both the seller and buyer to exchange wares, there wouldn't be a need for Ebay at all. People would just maintain their own stores and be done with it. But in 2005, the way to get your stuff listed in the way you want it to the largest audience to take it to the best marketplace, rather than putting up whatever you want and letting the marketplace come to you. In this case, it means YOU do the work to enter in the product names, identify the price, set the description and then ... *magic happens* ... it gets sold and you fulfill it.

Now, thinking about Ebay as a point-of-sale, Skype becomes a different story. Today, if Ebay wants to become the point of sale front for vending machines, car dealerships and all those millions of other things that have no decent point of sales systems today, the likely path seems to be to hook up with a thousand different cell phone carriers and use them as your local representation (namely the connection between the seller, the buyer and the money exchange). But that is clearly unnecessary, as those cell phone carriers could ALREADY handle the transaction. But what if you reduced the value of the cell phone infrastructure to just giving you Internet on the fly. You'd need a way to communicate back and forth (such as Skype or broadband), a verification mechanism (Ebay's selling system) and some sort of credit card processing infrastructure (such as Paypal).

I guess we'll see... maybe it's just a huge deal because Ebay sees the company growing to $200 M in revenue in 2006 and will have over a hundred million users. At that rate of growth, it could look like a cheap acquisition by 2010.

Earings... or something

I think my tact and grace (or lack thereof) is world renown and I had this little experience recently to confirm I haven't improved at all. It's a shame really, as I have been trying to improve.

For a few weeks I was pretty intensely trying to understand the diamond earing market. I studied all the online stuff, people's ears, opinions... you name it. I'd like to think I learned quite a bit. Anyhow, I've definitely relaxed a bit since then, but just today I caught what seemed like a remarkably large pair of earings on a quite young looking woman sitting next to me at a conference. Since I my tact and grace are suspect (see above), I naturally, and exceedingly bluntly, asked her the following questions... unfortunately in the following order:

  1. Are those earings real? Because they're very pretty.

  2. Would you mind telling me how big they are?

  3. Are they about 1.5 carats total weight? Cause they look really big!

She laughed that uncomfortable laugh indicating I wasn't HR violation out of line, but I had clearly broken the social contract. Why is it ok to ask about a car or a piece of art but not something that a person is wearing? Anyhow, my exceedingly strong sense of self-denial and self-centeredness took over and I moved on to other things, but if I see her again (she works in a parallel company to mine), I know she's going to give me the crook eye. She's got to wonder what the hell is going on in my melon. If she figures it out, I hope she'll pass it along.

Tasty!

Boy, these dishes sound, um, good or something.

1974 Weight Watcher Cards

I think this goes without saying that 30 years from now we're going to be looking at our equivalents of the "Rosy Perfection Salad" from today (most likely that nasty Coconut/Fusion crap) and become as nauseous as I am right now.

Absolutely great commentary on that site, btw.

Mmm... and now, bring on the snark.

We don't know who "Marcy" is, only that she thinks "enchilada" is wacky Mexican talk for "shit on a shingle."

Gold.