So Rad. SO Rad.

Up working late at night, and came upon this infomercial:

I don't know what's cooler... that you can wear it around or it kind of makes you look like a wizard while you do it.

I think I have a new God. And that God is whomever came up with this garment. BTW, is it a garment? Is it a blanket? How would one classify this in a catalog anyway?