You Spent HOW LONG On That Project?

Interesting from the delivery suite discussion - to haver a pregnancy is 9 months, which to us, seems like quite a while. I would imagine it seems even longer for women, where I can merely assume it seems long, having never been pregnant myself (

). But then we expanded out to talking about other animals, and my Google-fu had to kick in... How bad would it be for other animals? Thanks to this site (which put all the data together as a statistics exercise) we can know!

Species  Maximum Life Span Gestation Period Percent of Life Dedicated to Creating a New Life
African elephant 39 645 4.57%
Giraffe  28 400 3.91%
Cow   30 281 2.56%
Donkey   40 365 2.50%
Asian elephant  69 624 2.48%
Guinea pig  8 68 2.45%
Gray seal  41 310 2.07%
Sheep  20 151 2.07%
Goat  20 148 2.03%
Horse  46 336 2.00%
Baboon  27 180 1.83%
Gorilla  39 252 1.76%
Mouse    3 19 1.63%
Rhesus monkey  29 164 1.55%
Red fox   10 52 1.45%
Water opossum  3 14 1.28%
Chimpanzee 50 230 1.26%
Raccoon  14 63 1.26%
Rat  5 21 1.22%
Jaguar  22 100 1.22%
Arctic Fox   14 60 1.17%
Pig    27 115 1.17%
Golden hamster  4 16 1.12%
Gray wolf     16 63 1.06%
Ground squirrel  9 28 0.85%
Man   100 267 0.73%
Cat  28 63 0.62%
Little brown bat  24 50 0.57%
Big brown bat  19 35 0.50%
Rabbit  18 31 0.47%

Man, compared to all these other mammals, has it easy! African elephants get screwed... this would be the equivalent of spending 4.5 years in pregnancy! Youch!

An alternative is to convert all time spent doing anything into percent of your life - One hour meeting that makes you want to eat a gun? Congrats, you just wasted 0.0011% of your life!

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Of course, human babies are evicted from the womb before they are fully gestated, because otherwise the large brain and skull would not fit through the hips. The other alternative would be to have the woman always die in childbirth, and since that isn't considered fair by other animals, we raise human babies to full gestation outside the womb. A more accurate number for human babies is 3 years.
I don't think it's three years, but certainly a year is about right.