2006 Hummer H1 Alpha: In the Autoblog Garage Day 5 via Autoblog
I am terribly sorry to report this, but if you are driving a Hummer, you are ugly. You're driving an ugly car, you're ruining my roads and environment and you're more likely to die in an accident than me. Oh, and by the way, YOU DON'T NEED IT. I don't care if you off road every day for your entire life... you don't need it. There's a better car for you. It's so fucking arrogant to think that you deserve this thing. I'd say this about sums it up.