The Iron Yuppie

This week's sign of the apocolypse: People agree with me.

• WinHEC keynote wrapup
• Computerworld Microsoft aims "Metro" at Adobe
  

I particularly like this one:

• Daring Fireball: Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Adobe's 'FAQ' Regarding Their Acquisition of Macromedia

How many employees does Macromedia have?

Macromedia has approximately 1,450 employees worldwide.

Please note use of present tense.