Tara Reid's New Image

New York Post Online Edition: entertainment

I know this is why I wear glasses. Actually, I'm a bit surprised. I never heard that much about Tara Reid being crazy or party girl or anything until recently, but now everyone is freaking out about her. Being a star is such a pain in the ass. The life is great, you have to admit, but one must constantly walk a fine line. You must be the name on everyone's lips, but not because you're crazy. You have to constantly get your name in the news, but not look like you're trying to get your name in the news. It's absurd! Can you imagine if our daily life was like this?

A: Bill in accounting just put together a phenomenal report, good for him!
B: But did you hear, he just broke up with his girlfriend... I think she was cheating on him.
C: Cheating on him, ha! She caught him going out to strip clubs all weekend.
B: That's it, I'm never reading another report that Bill does.
C: Hey, I'd rather be Bill in Accounting than Sarah in HR. I haven't heard about her in months!

On second thought, maybe real life is like this.