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Uh, welcome to the wonderful world of video games. I'm a huge gamer and I think they generally rock, but man this is weird.
Screenshots from the Sims 2:
  • Hello, my name is Jimmy and when I grow up I want to be a stalker.
  • It's cool man, when we finish this crop off, we'll be able to score!
  • <German Accent> You have been a bad girl and now I must punish you! </German Accent>
  • and finally.... welcome to the hizzy, Mr. Ron Jeremy!
Maybe I just have a sick mind.