Wednesday, November 19, 2008

You Spent HOW LONG On That Project?

Interesting from the delivery suite discussion - to haver a pregnancy is 9 months, which to us, seems like quite a while. I would imagine it seems even longer for women, where I can merely assume it seems long, having never been pregnant myself ( Blank). But then we expanded out to talking about other animals, and my Google-fu had to kick in... How bad would it be for other animals? Thanks to this site (which put all the data together as a statistics exercise) we can know!

Species  Maximum Life Span Gestation Period Percent of Life Dedicated to Creating a New Life
African elephant 39 645 4.57%
Giraffe  28 400 3.91%
Cow   30 281 2.56%
Donkey   40 365 2.50%
Asian elephant  69 624 2.48%
Guinea pig  8 68 2.45%
Gray seal  41 310 2.07%
Sheep  20 151 2.07%
Goat  20 148 2.03%
Horse  46 336 2.00%
Baboon  27 180 1.83%
Gorilla  39 252 1.76%
Mouse    3 19 1.63%
Rhesus monkey  29 164 1.55%
Red fox   10 52 1.45%
Water opossum  3 14 1.28%
Chimpanzee 50 230 1.26%
Raccoon  14 63 1.26%
Rat  5 21 1.22%
Jaguar  22 100 1.22%
Arctic Fox   14 60 1.17%
Pig    27 115 1.17%
Golden hamster  4 16 1.12%
Gray wolf     16 63 1.06%
Ground squirrel  9 28 0.85%
Man   100 267 0.73%
Cat  28 63 0.62%
Little brown bat  24 50 0.57%
Big brown bat  19 35 0.50%
Rabbit  18 31 0.47%

Man, compared to all these other mammals, has it easy! African elephants get screwed... this would be the equivalent of spending 4.5 years in pregnancy! Youch!

An alternative is to convert all time spent doing anything into percent of your life - One hour meeting that makes you want to eat a gun? Congrats, you just wasted 0.0011% of your life!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Uh, Hint To Sarah Palin

Think what you will about her, but she's clearly a strong politician. But two moves recently, seem to be just weird:

#1) Insulting the (new?) media

BlankYes, that's very smart. The people who helped get you the nomination were bloggers. Insulting them is probably not a good move.Blank Fine if you were just talking about a subset, but that's still no good boss. Bloggers are very defensive about not being characterized as unprofessional.

#2) Announcing you're running in 2012. What? WHAT?? First, you have some damage control to do with aides/Republicans. Look at the rumors being spread by your own people. Second, aren't you still governor? Wouldn't you like to finish that out? Third, the president-elect hasn't even had his first day in office - maybe you'd like to work WITH him before you get him out of office?

Monday, November 03, 2008

Did She Or Didn't She?

I dunno... I think Sarah Palin knew at some point through the phone call that she was being punked. ( Blank)Nothing you can do to prevent idiots from calling you up I suppose.