Airport Boarding In Nerd Central

I just went through security in San Jose and caught this awesome sign.

Let me show the zoomed in sign -

I love the fact that there are two assumptions here:

1) You are expected to have a laptop. There is absolutely no assumption that you could not not have a laptop.

2) Based on the ordering of the notices on the sign, removing your laptop is the most important thing you have to be worried about.

Ah, the valley.