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Monday, May 07, 2007

 

10 months in and now you tell me?

I've had quite a lovely time being married for 10 months, and I highly recommend it. However, like all couples, we have had our "disagreements". Men's Health had a nice article that I just came upon that would have allowed me to at least REALIZE what I was doing wrong at the time. Listed for your enjoyment:

  1. Build Capital - Flowers, foot rubs, and any other gestures of goodwill are best extended when they're least expected. Just crashed her car? Call Maaco, not 1-800-flowers - digging yourself out of a hole gains you zero emotional capital. [...]
  2. Flirt Like She's Watching - [...] Never say anything to yanother woman that you wouldn't want your significant other to hear. [...]
  3. Be Angry, Not Apathetic - [...] Conflict sucks, but it's actually a sign of an engaged relationship. [...]
  4. Don't Coach Her - [...] How can you teach her [anything] without causing her to hate you? You can't. [...]
  5. Clean To Her Peeves - [...] News flash: You don't have to keep everything clean all the time. You just have to keep the mess out of her hot zones. Collect intel: Figure out what she cleans first -- and make sure you're never the source of messes.
  6. Help Her Assess Her Dress - [...] [For any event she'll be attending with people she hasn't met means you need to tell her:] Who will be there, what they will be wearing, and what everyone will be doing? [...]
  7. Don't Force Your Friends On Her - [...] She hates Joe. [...] You can go out with Joe; just don't bring him home. And meet Joe out with her once in a while. But agree in advance that when she's had it with him, she can give you a signal [...] and you'll acquiesce. She'll love that you let her take the social reins.
  8. Choose Jealousy Wisely - [...] Suck it up if you're inventing the cause of jealousy; stand your ground if you're not. [...]

Some of these are remarkably boring, but #3, #4 and #5 are really spot on.

Updated: Erm, "Assess" not "Asses". What an odd typo.


Comments:
"Help Her Asses Her Dress". Boy I was really trying to parse that sentence out. I was really concerned at what the advice was here!
 
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